We've updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

It's Not You, It's Me

by Coach Tev

/
  • Digital Album
    Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $5 USD  or more

    You own this

     

1.
Rosé 03:21
All black dress at the masquerade banquet Diamonds on the earlobe Silver on the anklet 135 pounds of pressure leave them anxious Somebody had to do it girl I know your job's thankless Hugs with the hostess Chats with the chauffeur Name on the napkins Cups on the coaster Smoke in the airwaves Still seeing clearly Last man spent a pretty penny on that jewelry Last man turned Genghis Khan with the tyranny Probably why you out now but that's another theory Skin like the moonlight Legs like a model All I want for Christmas is the genie in a bottle What can I get for you Well you know I'm new in town, right I don't know my way around I don't know nobody I'll tell you the truth, I'm lonely Home for holidays Hearts feeling hollow Drinking in misery then company will follow Out on a Tuesday Feels like Friday I'ma call in sick tomorrow and treat it as a spa day Waiter said 10 please So I slid him 15 Dipped from the bar and jetted straight over to miss thing Nothing she can say that Really can offend me No it's not on me This player shit in me Game so tight we should host it at the Wembley Play my new shit and charge 50 for the entry Back to the topic Lost like a tourist Kill them where she stand at Drop dead gorgeous Giving out flowers I can be her florist Fruits at the picnic Hikes in the forest Life in the slow lane We don't have to floor it It's easier to rap it so I did it with no chorus I ain't bring baggage here I left it all in storage Cheers to a new life it bubbled when I poured it Stars in the night sky Prayers for the right guy Shorty so pro-black won't even tell a white lie Have to know I'm with you it ain't nothing like a sista Wonder what'd happen right now if I kissed her Home girl grabbed her by her arm like she missed her Hall of Fame O-line she claim she want a picture Not the best timing What's up with your bestie Petty little schoolgirl Why she acting testy Told me don't worry about her friend 'cause she messy Then she wrote her number on my palm and said text me So you just starting your day or did you just get off I don't know if I ever get off -- they call, I go So what is it you do Well aren't you mysterious Maybe [girl giggles] Sometimes all I want to do is head west on I-20 in a car I can't afford with a plan I don't have Just me, my music, and the road I'd like that to
2.
Dance on Me 03:12
We making plans all week Ay, she wanna dance on me Ayy she wanna dance on me Putting her hands on me We making plans all week Takin a chance on me Ay she wanna dance on me Putting her hands on me We making plans all week Takin a chance on me Look baby I'm gone for the week Scoopin me from LAX Back and forth from DFW No I can't settle for less They call me Teezy LaVoyce Dropping this shit back to back Rocking one earring like Andre Agassi I'm serving this shit cross the net No I'm not doing no features for free so don't ask me and make me upset You want this sauce but it come with respect Cutting a verse better cut me a check Boy he too wavy cuz he a Pisces Rocking my Nikes with the army fatigues Came out the water my niggas is soldiers on call And they treating us like the marines, at ease I'm in the spot way too clean, Febreze That ain't my bitch that's my queen, capeesh Talk to me nice I got trophies and shit I don't be gloating I'm low key as shit I'm here to rap I ain't joking and shit Deep in my bag that bitch bulky as shit I know I'm cute Ain't no excuse She touching on me like she know me and shit Ayy she wanna dance on me Putting her hands on me (she did) We making plans all week (we will) Takin a chance on me (that's right) Ay she wanna dance on me Putting her hands on me We making plans all week Takin a chance on me (let's go) She wanna dance on me She wanna dance on me She wanna dance on me She wanna dance on me Baby we catching a vibe it's just been a few months and we finding our stride Moving in sync every time that we link so you know all our steps is in line It ain't no pressure on making this more than it is We taking our time Glad that you down for the ride Usually keep one on the side But something bout you got the Coach of the Year contemplating on dropping his team The way that she put it on me was so good I woke up and went shopping for rings Your bestie is all in your ear saying girl he ain't shit he just here for a fling He only wanna get in the jeans I told her it's not what it seems I'm off the hook Feel like Kareem Feel like a dream Shoutout Hakeem Shaking and baking I'm out on the scene She got my DMs like Adam Levine Coaching like Deion while rocking Celine Your man in a box he just copping Supreme He's what you want but I got what you need Come get addicted and shop with a fiend Ayy she wanna dance on me Putting her hands on me (she did) We making plans all week (we will) Takin a chance on me (that's right) Ay she wanna dance on me Putting her hands on me We making plans all week Takin a chance on me (let's go) She wanna dance on me She wanna dance on me She wanna dance on me She wanna dance on me (let's go)
3.
You know how it be I ain't the type of brother that's gon' reminisce I say it to your face in the present tense If I got an issue I don't hold it in Then she locked me out the house I had to phone a friend It's embarrassing Woke up the old lady Mrs. Harrison You the one that's always questioning your marriages Had to call Tyrone he dropped me at the Sheraton Had to call Blake Cris he dropped me at the Hilton Now I'm on a guilt trip, ill trip Going downhill trip Still spin the block like Young Rumpelstiltskin Still coming home I Took a little field trip Standing all alone like I was on some chill shit Never been the guy that Lusts for attention I got other vices We ain't gotta mention I done lost priceless Things for an interest Why we both like this Avoiding all tension Lost in the devices Got a little pretentious Quarter-life crisis she been living through Pinterest Real love here this ain't nothing like the pictures Especially when them texts started looking like scriptures Another paragraph, I don't want to read it Put my shit on DND I don't want to see it I ain't the type of brother that's gon' reminisce I say it to your face in the present tense If I got an issue I don't hold it in Then she locked me out the house I had to phone a friend It's embarrassing Woke up the old lady Mrs. Harrison You the one that's always questioning your marriages Had to call Tyrone he dropped me at the Sheraton A lil break might be good for it Put it on the line and I stood for it If I did the crime then I'll pay for it But you acting out of line and you lame for it I ain't one for all the games All this back and forth I ain't here to entertain Now you calling names, so I did the same Got my point across but I did it all in vain I've been outside, let me do my thang There's just parts of me girl that's never gonna change To me it's just a character created on stage Baby she don't like me she just want me 'cause my chain They gon' try temp me 'cause my preconceived fame If it's gon' get to you it's cool we can't hang This the life I chose so I gotta take the blame But I'm self aware so I'll never feel ashamed I ain't the type of brother that's gon' reminisce I say it to your face in the present tense If I got an issue I don't hold it in Then she locked me out the house I had to phone a friend It's embarrassing Woke up the old lady Mrs. Harrison You the one that's always questioning your marriages Had to call Tyrone Had to Blake Cris he dropped me at the Hilton Still spin the block like young Rumpelstiltskin Back against I'm tryna find myself Pride to big I can't ask for help Lately I've been living in a fantasy world Can't believe a nigga really fumbled his girl Caught up in these streets looking for answers Ego got me out here taking chances Can't even look myself in the mirror Got me crawling back home Got me crawling back home Yea Got me crawling back home Got me crawling back home Got me crawling back home

credits

released February 13, 2023

license

tags

about

Coach Tev Dallas, Texas

Everything Coach Tev has accomplished so far is the result of a self-appointed apprenticeship to the art. He worked his way onto the Dallas rap scene following a 3-peat of first releases that were each picked up by bonafide rap outlets. Such quick, efficient momentum allowed Tev to introduce himself on his own terms, laying the foundation of his characteristic witty, slick-talking brand of cool. ... more

shows

contact / help

Contact Coach Tev

Streaming and
Download help

Report this album or account